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A mint-colored panel holds a cheeky frog illustration and a speech bubble with a custom name line that pokes fun without malice — the kind of private joke that starts slow mornings with a grin. Lightweight and easy to hold, the rounded C-handle fits naturally in your hand while the glossy finish keeps the design bright. Put it on a cluttered desk, bring it to a late-night study session, or hand it to a friend who appreciates a well-timed ribbit. 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                 \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            22.05 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            24.02 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            25.98 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            27.99 \n      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